{"product_id":"once-upon-a-f-ing-time","title":"Once Upon a F\u0026%$ing Time","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWelcome to Fairyland!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou were an adult...once. Now you've been sucked into Fairyland, a pastel-drenched hellscape where toys whisper secrets, tea parties never end, and the fae want to peel you apart, one memory at a time. Your body is small, your mind is slipping, and the longer you stay, the less you’ll remember who you used to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce Upon a F\u0026amp;%$ing Time is a darkly whimsical tabletop role-playing game about lost souls trapped in childlike bodies, struggling to survive and escape a magical world that feeds on nostalgia, fear, and forgotten dreams. Fairyland looks soft, bright, and inviting… right up until it starts taking pieces of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour Fairyland Survival Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlay revolves around a fast, brutal playing card-based resolution system that turns every choice into a risk. Success feels impactful and failure is never simple. Lose a draw and you'll find there are worse things than harm. Precious memories can be instantly forgotten and your fragile body is easy for the fae to transform in horrifying new ways. As the game goes on, your character doesn’t just get hurt, they change, eroding physically and emotionally as Fairyland tightens its grip.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ACD Distribution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67848893071596,"sku":"ERG002","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/0621\/0796\/files\/OUAFT_2026.webp?v=1793802998","url":"https:\/\/shop.millenniumgames.com\/products\/once-upon-a-f-ing-time","provider":"Millennium Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}