{"product_id":"goth-parenting","title":"Goth Parenting: The Dark Joys of Raising Baby Bats","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the cradle bars to pre-preteen goo goo mucks, Goth Parenting is an illustrated humor book with heart for families who do things a little differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour local mall goths and graveyard lurkers experience the same milestones of parenthood as anyone else. Goths just do it with a little extra style and more Edgar Allan Poe references.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGoth Parenting takes you from a baby bat’s very earliest days through age seven, illustrating parents’ memorable moments, challenges, and rewards along the way. Like figuring out how to child-proof your tomb sweet tomb, what to feed a toddler to make sure they live deliciously, and how to cope if your little monster doesn’t wish every day was Halloween.   Whether your gashlycrumb tiny is a ball of darkness like you or a little ray of sunshine, there’s something here for every alternative parent. Because being a goth parent is about more than just Victorian accessories and black clothing—it’s about acceptance, love, and always being yourself. And also black clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Faire Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47306339156204,"sku":"FAIRECB29850","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/0621\/0796\/files\/81tw1BaMk8L._SL1500.jpg?v=1784900607","url":"https:\/\/shop.millenniumgames.com\/products\/goth-parenting","provider":"Millennium Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}